Dᴇᴀʀᴇsᴛ ᴅᴇᴀʀᴇsᴛ ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢᴇsᴛ sᴡᴇᴇᴛᴇsᴛ Fʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴏᴍ ᴡᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴜʀᴇʟʏ ᴘᴇʀɪsʜ,

I ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ. Sɪɴᴄᴇ I ʀᴇᴄᴇɪᴠᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ sɪᴄᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀʏ ᴀsᴋ J. Hᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴғɪʀᴍ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ. I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴘᴇᴅ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀᴄʀᴏss sᴜʀғᴀᴄᴇs. Hᴏᴡ ᴄᴀɴ I ᴇᴀsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴇᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴏᴅ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴠᴇxᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ? I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ: I ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏɴsᴏʀᴛɪɴɢs ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏ I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴜs.

Yᴇs, ɪᴛ ɪs ᴛʀᴜᴇ. I ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜ, ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴘʟᴏɪᴛs ᴜɴɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀᴇᴅ. Cᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴍᴇ, ғᴏʀ ᴄʟɪɴɢɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ sᴄʀᴀᴘs ᴏғ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛ? I ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴍᴀɴ (ɴᴏᴛ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ), ᴀɴᴅ I ᴍᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇғᴜʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ʟᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ.

Aʟsᴏ, J sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴀʟᴇs ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ. Sʜᴀᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ʜɪᴍ. I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴғᴇssᴇs ʜɪs ɢᴏssɪᴘ ɪɴ ʜɪs ᴘʀᴀʏᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇɴ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ. I ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏᴏ. I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴍᴜsᴛ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ғᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡʀᴀᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪsᴘʟᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ ғᴀʀ ғᴀʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ I ғᴇᴀʀ Aɴᴅʀᴀsᴛᴇ's. Is ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙʟᴀsᴘʜᴇᴍᴏᴜs? I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀsᴋ J. I ᴀᴍ sᴜʀᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴀʏ ɴᴏ. Hᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ sᴏ.

Bᴜᴛ ALREADY I ᴀᴍ ʜᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ sᴏʀʀᴏᴡ ᴀs I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴛᴏ ғɪɴɪsʜ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ. YOU ARE JOINING US. Aʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙʀɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ I ʜᴇᴀʀ ʙɪʀᴅsᴏɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴇᴇᴢᴇ. Tʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ ɪs sᴡᴇᴇᴛᴇʀ. Tʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅʏ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴ ғʟᴏᴡᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʟɪғᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙʟᴀɴᴋᴇᴛ ᴏғ sɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴ. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴜɴ, Fʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ!

I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴏʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʀɪɴɢ. (Tʜɪs ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴇᴜᴘʜᴇᴍɪsᴍ.) (Aʟsᴏ, ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ, I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏʟᴅ ʀɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ Dᴇᴀɴ's ᴡᴀɪsᴛᴄᴏᴀᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀɪsᴛᴄᴏᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀᴅs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀᴀᴡᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ғᴏᴜʟ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs ʜᴀᴜɴᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴜɴᴘʟᴜᴍʙᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴘᴛʜs. Iᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. Aɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʟᴏsᴇ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ᴛʀᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇ! Fᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀᴍᴏʀᴇ I ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ ᴀ sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴘʟᴜᴍʙɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ I sʜᴜᴅᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇ. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ. ɪᴛ ɪs ʙᴀᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴜs ʙᴇᴀʀs ᴛʜɪs ʙᴜʀᴅᴇɴ. I sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ J ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ ɴᴏɪsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇʟʟ ᴏғғ ʜɪs ʙᴇᴅ sᴏ I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ 2 ᴏғ ᴜs ʙᴇᴀʀ ɪᴛ; ɪғ ᴀʟʟ 3 ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏɴ: DESTRUCTION.) I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏᴋs ᴏғ Sᴋʏʜᴏʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ғᴏᴏᴅs. (Tʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴ ғᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏᴏᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs MISERABLE ʙᴜᴛ I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴠɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ.)

Yᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ Dᴇᴀɴ. Yᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛs ᴏғ ᴀ FALCON ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ᴅᴜᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛs. Yᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ sʜᴀʀᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ sʟᴇᴇᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀʟʏ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜs ᴛʀɪᴜᴍᴘʜᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴀᴜᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ʟᴀᴜʀᴇʟ ᴡʀᴇᴀᴛʜs ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅ, ᴍᴀɴʏ ʟᴀᴜʀᴇʟ ᴡʀᴇᴀᴛʜs, sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. A ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴡᴇɪɢʜᴛ! A ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ Fʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ! A ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ J! AN ECSTATIC VAL. I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴡᴇᴇᴘ. Cᴀɴ I ᴅʀʏ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀɪʀ? Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴀʏ ʏᴇs. Iᴛ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs sᴍᴇʟʟs sᴏ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ.

Lᴏɪɴs ɢɪʀᴅᴇᴅ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜs sᴏᴏɴ.

LOVE ALWAYS IN GREAT ANTICIPATION OF YOUR ARRIVAL
YOUR FAVORITE
VAL OF THE COLD RING
COMMANDER OF COOKS
WEEPER OF TEARS
BELOVED OF FREDDIE, THE SUN, AND J, THE HOLY (AND SO BELOVED BY ANDRASTE BY EXTENSION BECAUSE WHAT FANTASTIC CREDENTIALS WOULDN'T YOU SAY)

PS - I ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅʀᴀᴡɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀ sᴇᴀᴍsᴛʀᴇss ᴀɴᴅ I ᴀᴍ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴡᴀɪsᴛᴄᴏᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜᴇs ᴛʜᴇ Dᴇᴀɴ's. Iᴛ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴀɪsᴛᴄᴏᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ sᴛᴜɴɴɪɴɢ. Wʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴇs ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ. Iᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴏʀʀɪғɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴇᴍʙᴀʀʀᴀssɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ I ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴜᴛ ᴀ ғᴀʀ ғɪɴᴇʀ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴇ. Hᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ᴅɪᴇ. Aɴᴅ sᴏ ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ.

PPS - ᴛʜᴇ Cᴏʟᴅ Rɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴs ᴄᴏʟᴅ. I ᴘᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴄʜɪʟʟᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇʟʏ. I ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴇᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏғ ᴀ sᴄᴜʟʟᴇʀʏ ᴍᴀɪᴅ's ɴᴇᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴇ sʜʀɪᴇᴋᴇᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟʏ sᴀᴛɪsғʏɪɴɢ.

PPPS - J ɪs ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ Sᴇᴇᴋᴇʀ Pᴇɴᴛᴀɢʜᴀsᴛ.