I hope you are well and not presently eaten by anything, or that if you have been eaten by something it was a thing majestic and fearsome, preceded by a battle worthy of songs, and your death was witnessed by those who will do justice to the tale.
If you have not been eaten then please hurry to join us. Valentine is making friends.
I am not sure my tone carries appropriately. Let me try again: Valentine is making friends. If we have been eaten before you return it will be not by something majestic and fearsome, but by Fereldans and Qunari. So, you see, whatever adventures you are having without us cannot be so wonderful and adventurous as it will be to arrive triumphantly in time to save us from that fate.
I do miss you terribly, for reasons other than the selfish ones described here, but if I write about them at length I will cry and the ink will run. I do most sincerely hope that you are on your way and in good health. Maker protect you, &c.
ANOTHER LETTER.