Tᴏ Mʏ Dᴇᴀʀᴇsᴛ Fʀᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ. Wᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜɪsʜ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. Wʜᴇɴ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ɢʀᴀᴄᴇ ᴜs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ? Jᴇɴɴᴏᴛ ɪs ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀғᴜʟ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ. Yᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪᴛ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴍᴇ. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ʀᴏᴏᴍs ʜᴇʀᴇ. J ᴀɴᴅ I sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴs. Iᴛ ɪs ғɪɴᴇ, I sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ, ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴛᴀʏɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴜsᴛɪᴄ ʟᴏᴅɢᴇ. Tʜᴇ ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ ɪs ᴘᴀʟᴛʀʏ ᴀᴛ ʙᴇsᴛ. Cᴏɴᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ. I ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇ J, ᴡᴇ ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʟɪғᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ. Cᴏʟᴏʀʟᴇss ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴏʟᴅ ᴅɪsʜʀᴀɢs. Lɪᴋᴇ J's ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ sᴏᴄᴋs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴡᴏᴏʟʏ ᴏɴᴇs. Lɪᴋᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀʟᴇss ᴛʜɪɴɢs.J ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴏʀɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ. I ǫᴜɪᴄᴋʟʏ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ. Bᴜᴛ I ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ. O ᴀʟᴀs. Aʟᴀs, ᴀʟᴀs, ᴀɴᴅ ALAS ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ. Lᴏᴠᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ, YOUR FAVORITE VAL
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